Mustaches

I "mustache" you a little question,
'cause staches are my new obsession

what? you do not wish to hear?

will my mustache does not really care

but if later you do want to know

I'll "shave" this line for tomorrow

for now I'll talk 'bout this facial hair
they're not just for guys,
'cause that's not fair

there are many ways to get a stache

like buying glasses, with them attached

they sell stick-ons in the store

buy hair-growing potions;or

find a mug with a stache on it

then pour a drink and take a sip

draw one on a finger, where there's space
and when it's done, hold it to your face
face paint does a good job, too
and you can get a stache tattoo

what's that you say?
you've changed your mind?
well, it certainly is 'bout time
and this question I've been wanting to ask,
how did you get such a good mustache?

Life Lesson-Lockers

(inspired by Ms.Kingston)

Locker, locker, why won't you open?

Bell won't ring soon, I'm hopen

I know the combo, I know it's right

hopefully this won't take all night

back and forth, I turn the knob

this is a very fustrating job

I check my binder, to be sure
yes, this is the combo to the things I store
my books are in there, homework too
and today is when they all are due
I check again, and what a shocker
this isn't even my own locker!!!

(true story!)
Life Lesson: Make sure you are opening the right locker before you drive yourself insane.

Tongue Twisters

Can you say these tongue twisters quickly?

1)Once a fellow met a fellow in a field of beans. Asked a fellow to a fellow if a fellow asked a fellow could a fellow tell a fellow what a fellow means. *pant, pant*

2)How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?

3)I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

4)What a terrible tongue twister,

what a terrible tongue twister,

what a terrible tongue twister...

5)How much ground would a groundhog hog, if a groundhog could hog ground? A groundhog would hog all the ground he could hog, if a groundhog could hog ground.

6)I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.

more tongue twisters at http://www.uebersetzung.at/twister/en.htm

Random Pictures of...DOGS!!!

Which one is the spy? (Hint-He's in disquise)

Tomorrow

I have ants
in my pants,
for I cannot sit still

I'm about to burst,
from my thirst,
for tomorrow

but I must wait,
which I hate,
until tomorrow

sorry to whine
but I want less time,
till it's tomorrow

I beg the Gods,
against the odds,
that it is tomorrow

I must say,
I hate weekdays
but at least tomorrow is...

SATURDAY!!!

The Magic Of Reading

Traveling is a common dream
To go to places you've never seen
The highest towers to a simple plain
But how is this even within grasp?

Going back in time is a desire
To see long fallen empires
Saying this is impossible,
Simply makes you a liar

But how, you ask
You beg and plead
To go to places of your imagination
to bring the impossible to life

It is simple ,
It's no secret
to be in another world
In another time

Open a book
Yes, that is it
A whole new world
Written in words
Let your imagination roam
From wizards to magic
From wars to missions

A thrilling adventure,
Only a few steps away
Your bookshelf, the library,
The classroom, a store
Open a novel and read



Even dogs like to read!

A Single Ticket

Trying not to be late
Or too early that we have to wait
We enter through the big glass doors
And walk across the clean-swept floor
We tell them what we came here for
They give us the key to our request
A single ticket that lets us be the guests
Finally,
Into the dark cave we go
Full of people in every single row
With food to sustain my hungry needs
I earned this moment from my good deeds
To watch thrilling stories on one side
That makes you scream, laugh, and want to cry
And when it ends we ask together
Why not go and watch another?

Black Friday

Today is finally Black Friday
can't wait to go shopping all day
with my friends and little sister
walked so much I even got a blister
even wore out my shoe's sole
every shop was crammed full

But it was worth it for the discounts
I got so much for a little amount
carried bags of things I bought
mom told me not to spend too much,
but how can I not?
such low prices can be rare
can't wait for next year...

Sandy v.s Irene

   You wince as the cost of the various food in your cart adds up. Bread, water, cereal, snacks, and more are piled up, enought to sustain a village, but you know you will need it for later. Mountains of supplies, taller than yours, are pushed around in overflowing shopping carts, the customer stocking up even more, clearing aisles of food. The upcoming hurricane has gotten everyone empyting their wallets at stores, preparing for the dreaded superstorm, making shops rich. Last year, the news of Hurricane Irene has gotten everyone brooding, but compared to Sandy, it was a kiddie coaster next to Kingda Ka. The dangerous mess these two natural disasters left us differs greatly...
   Hurricane Irene left as fast as it arrived, leaving no major damage.We all returned to our normal lives after it, as if it never happened at all. Sure, the elecricity went out for a little bit, but no T.V or refrigerators for a couple of days can't kill us. On the other hand, Superstorm Sandy made Irene seem like a dream, for it itself was like a nightmare for some, just the title of it lets people know how much more powerful and descructive it was. For one, we missed a whole week of school, for some, even more than that, limiting our spring break. Elecricity for most went on vacation, leaving us in the dark or staying over at a friend's place. This storm was brutal and left rubbles of unfortunate houses, especially the one's near Jersey Shore. An unbelievable picture even claims that a shark was on the boardwalk because of a flood. A week has passed since the storm has visited NJ, and yet, some of us are still experiencing the effects of Sandy. The amounts of trees that has fallen, even roots yanked out of the ground, has happened in both storms, but Irene is no match for the descruction left by the deadly Sandy. Days after the superstorm almost no stores were opened, including gas stations, and even some traffic lights weren't working. And it's not just adults who suffer because of the storm this year, for we kids had to celebrate Halloween in November. The fun of getting free candy and dressing up was pushed a week after because of the superstorm, and worst of all, giving us a time limit for trick-or-treating.
Effects of Sandy. (Fin of a shark in water!)