Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Lost Glasses

My glasses have disappeared,
I cannot find them anywhere!
I wore them watching TV,
but where they went is a mystery                          
If I lose them, I am doomed,
perhaps they're in the living room!
I may have left them in the car                                                                             
or maybe by the cookie jar
I have searched my whole backyard
Finding them is gonna be hard

hopefully they're not pulverized
I'm blind as a bat with my blurry eyes
Not sure if they're at the school
but definitely not inside the pool
no matter what, Mom can't find out
she'll have a fit, no doubt about
Maybe they're...oh wait,  never mind,
I was wearing them the whole time!



                                                                          Missing!
                                                                          Reward!!!
              

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

A Dog's POV

Humans,
An odd creature
no other species will get
I love them so,
they are my masters,
yet they can be walking
disasters

Humans,
tell me I bark and bark
yet they talk with all their hearts                                                                
all day long, on the phone                                                                         
when I'm trying to eat                                           
my chewy bone

Humans,
are such hypocrites
they tease me with MY toys
then they throw such a fit,
when I get THEIR belongings

Humans,
are so forgetful,
of the things we cannot do,
they hold up two shirts,
asks red or blue,
but I'm color blind,
I have no clue

Humans,
say
(for the best of me)
I am allowed
no more treats
but when they're on diets,
they just cheat
candy after candy,
repeat it and repeat

Humans,
so bare with no fur,
have odd things they call
"fashion"
they seem to forget,
from head to paw I'm covered
and squeezes me
into a matching set

Humans,
get quite upset,
when they find the floor
all wet
they have bathrooms
we have the outdoors
which do you think
we prefer?

Humans,
think that getting soap
in your eyes and mouth,
is very very fun
soaked from head to tail,
don't blame me,
if I run before its done

Humans,
are oh so clumsy
on stairs and across the room,
falling like Humpty Dumpty
into chairs when they vacuum
always tripping over their feet,
and they want me to complete
an obstacle course that's elite

Humans,
may have their faults,
but they care for me,
they give me lots of belly rubs
and in return I lick with glee
they're not so bad, in the end
after all, they're my best friend



On top, author of poem.
(translated by a dog whisperer)

Monday, December 3, 2012

What is This?

I stepped in something wet and sticky
I don't know what it is
it made me feel really icky
Will someone tell me, what is this?

It could have been spilled juice,
but it doesn't seem to match the clues
maybe it's my mom's perfume, but I doubt it
It reeks so much, I just want to vomit
I think it may be egg yolk,
but it's no time for a joke
Elmer's glue may just be it,
but it doesn't seem to fit

I can't guess anymore,
of what could possibly be on the floor
Now I have to go away,
I have a puppy to housebreak

innocent dog loldog-funny-pictures-innocent-dog.jpg

Sunday, December 2, 2012

Fireflies

Lighting up the darkest nights
from yard to yard, a flickering light
Within reach, a tiny star
A myriad of glows in the dark

you try to catch it, but by then it's gone
Just like that, it's on the lawn
Finally, you catch one  nearby
In your hand, about to fly 
Looking closely, you realize
a little bug before your eyes




Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Mustaches

I "mustache" you a little question,
'cause staches are my new obsession
what? you do not wish to hear?
will my mustache does not really care
but if later you do want to know
I'll "shave" this line for tomorrow

for now I'll talk 'bout this facial hair
they're not just for guys,
'cause that's not fair

there are many ways to get a stache
See full size imagelike buying glasses, with them attached
they sell stick-ons in the store
buy hair-growing potions;or
find a mug with a stache on it
then pour a drink and take a sip
draw one on a finger, where there's space
and when it's done, hold it to your face
face paint does a good job, too
and you can get a stache tattoo

what's that you say?
you've changed your mind?
well, it certainly is 'bout time
and this question I've been wanting to ask,
how did you get such a good mustache?



Life Lesson-Lockers

(inspired by Ms.Kingston)

Locker, locker, why won't you open?
Bell won't ring soon, I'm hopen
I know the combo, I know it's right
hopefully this won't take all night
back and forth, I turn the knob
this is a very fustrating job

I check my binder, to be sure
yes, this is the combo to the things I store
my books are in there, homework too
and today is when they all are due
I check again, and what a shocker
this isn't even my own locker!!!

(true story!)
Life Lesson: Make sure you are opening the right locker before you drive yourself insane.

Monday, November 26, 2012

Tongue Twisters

Can you say these tongue twisters quickly?

1)Once a fellow met a fellow in a field of beans. Asked a fellow to a fellow if a fellow asked a fellow could a fellow tell a fellow what a fellow means. *pant, pant*

2)How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?

3)I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

4)What a terrible tongue twister,
what a terrible tongue twister,
what a terrible tongue twister...

5)How much ground would a groundhog hog, if a groundhog could hog ground? A groundhog would hog all the ground he could hog, if a groundhog could hog ground.

6)I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.



Random Pictures of...DOGS!!!


Which one is the spy? (Hint-He's in disquise)

Tomorrow

I have ants
in my pants,
for I cannot sit still

I'm about to burst,
from my thirst,
for tomorrow

but I must wait,
which I hate,
until tomorrow

sorry to whine
but I want less time,
till it's tomorrow

I beg the Gods,
against the odds,
that it is tomorrow

I must say,
I hate weekdays
but at least tomorrow is...

SATURDAY!!!







Sunday, November 25, 2012

The Magic Of Reading

Traveling is a common dream
To go to places you've never seen
The highest towers to a simple plain
But how is this even within grasp?

Going back in time is a desire
To see long fallen empires
Saying this is impossible,
Simply makes you a liar

But how, you ask
You beg and plead
To go to places of your imagination
to bring the impossible to life

It is simple ,
It's no secret
to be in another world
In another time

Open a book
Yes, that is it
A whole new world
Written in words
Let your imagination roam
From wizards to magic
From wars to missions

A thrilling adventure,
Only a few steps away
Your bookshelf, the library,
The classroom, a store
Open a novel and read



Even dogs like to read!

A Single Ticket

Trying not to be late
Or too early that we have to wait
We enter through the big glass doors
And walk across the clean-swept floor
We tell them what we came here for
They give us the key to our request
A single ticket that lets us be the guests
Finally,
Into the dark cave we go
Full of people in every single row
With food to sustain my hungry needs
I earned this moment from my good deeds
To watch thrilling stories on one side
That makes you scream, laugh, and want to cry
And when it ends we ask together
Why not go and watch another?


Friday, November 23, 2012

Black Friday

Today is finally Black Friday
can't wait to go shopping all day
with my friends and little sister
walked so much I even got a blister
even wore out my shoe's sole
every shop was crammed full

But it was worth it for the discounts
I got so much for a little amount
carried bags of things I bought
mom told me not to spend too much,
but how can I not?
such low prices can be rare
can't wait for next year...

Sunday, November 11, 2012

Sandy v.s Irene

   You wince as the cost of the various food in your cart adds up. Bread, water, cereal, snacks, and more are piled up, enought to sustain a village, but you know you will need it for later. Mountains of supplies, taller than yours, are pushed around in overflowing shopping carts, the customer stocking up even more, clearing aisles of food. The upcoming hurricane has gotten everyone empyting their wallets at stores, preparing for the dreaded superstorm, making shops rich. Last year, the news of Hurricane Irene has gotten everyone brooding, but compared to Sandy, it was a kiddie coaster next to Kingda Ka. The dangerous mess these two natural disasters left us differs greatly...
   Hurricane Irene left as fast as it arrived, leaving no major damage.We all returned to our normal lives after it, as if it never happened at all. Sure, the elecricity went out for a little bit, but no T.V or refrigerators for a couple of days can't kill us. On the other hand, Superstorm Sandy made Irene seem like a dream, for it itself was like a nightmare for some, just the title of it lets people know how much more powerful and descructive it was. For one, we missed a whole week of school, for some, even more than that, limiting our spring break. Elecricity for most went on vacation, leaving us in the dark or staying over at a friend's place. This storm was brutal and left rubbles of unfortunate houses, especially the one's near Jersey Shore. An unbelievable picture even claims that a shark was on the boardwalk because of a flood. A week has passed since the storm has visited NJ, and yet, some of us are still experiencing the effects of Sandy. The amounts of trees that has fallen, even roots yanked out of the ground, has happened in both storms, but Irene is no match for the descruction left by the deadly Sandy. Days after the superstorm almost no stores were opened, including gas stations, and even some traffic lights weren't working. And it's not just adults who suffer because of the storm this year, for we kids had to celebrate Halloween in November. The fun of getting free candy and dressing up was pushed a week after because of the superstorm, and worst of all, giving us a time limit for trick-or-treating.
Effects of Sandy. (Fin of a shark in water!)

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Six Flags

 Slowly you climb up the wet steps that you had once gone up before, scared yet excited as you hear screams of others, going down the tremendous slide that stretched for miles, knowing that it would soon be you. The fear nagging in your stomach seems to expand as you look down and saw people, who were ants, and other slides, huge, yet  childish next to the gruesome one you stood on. Climbing up the cold stone trail is scarier than any ride, for this is when you wonder why you decided to go on at all, and if it's too late to back out, while going down you don't have time to think, you just open your mouth and scream. It's like the delicous and refreshing taste of a smoothie that comes with a brain freeze, a two in one package that creates a lasting time. You look into the distance, and while this ride may be the tallest in the water park, you see rollercoasters that passed for skyscrapers, easily doubling, tripling, and even quadrupling this ride. You then long for the answer, which is better, the Six Flags amusement or water park. Although  both these thrilling places have a lot to offer, their differences and similarities makes them easy for you to choose yourself.
 Both amusement park and water park provide fun rides giving us the moment of a lifetime. One reason these two are similar is due to these rides. In both cases, the rides gives us a thrill and a memory to hold on to. Some may be relaxing such as the Lazy River, Ferris Wheel, and other small coasters, for those who wants less of a hectic time. On the other hand, rides such as Kingda Ka, Nitro, and King Cobra lets daring riders get the experience they were looking for. In addition, both are similar because of flash passes. Waiting in the interminable lines that snakes around and around can be a pain, I remember when I had to wait an hour for a ride that lasted five minutes. Luckily, both offers flash passes, allowing you to skip the entire wait, letting you go though rides a lot quicker and easier. This, however, is not where the similarities end, since they each sell food. One can get hungry after a day of fun, and these shops satisfies our need to eat. As you can see, the amusement park and water park can be twins, depending at how you look at them.
 Even though they may be very alike, these comparisons seem trivial next to the amount of differences that seperates them. Amusement park rides usually can seat a great number of people, allowing you and all your friends to go on at once. This, however is false for the water park, where rides usually only allow one to four people, limiting the amount of people. Let's also not forget the joy of seeing your expression on a ride, the ability to keep it forever, share with friends to laugh with or admire. In amusement parks, most rides have cameras, capturing the moment where you are screaming your head off or keeping it together and looking fine. Water parks do not have this ability to do so on rides, even though sometimes you get a couple pictures takened by photographers, which is not the same. It doesn't get your reaction at the scariest part of the ride, but usually towards the end. Another difference is that rollercoasters can go upside down or can go to great heights. As for water rides, you obviously cannot go upside down and few seems to reach the sky. You may be thinking that amusement parks have more advantages than water parks, but which would you prefer to be at on a sizzling summer day? The water park allows you to cool off in the refreshing water. In the amusement park, you would probably be sweating like crazy, searching desperately for mist sprayes and soda refill stations.
 In conclusion, the Six Flags amusement and water park vary from one another. The taunting question of which is better is up to you to decide, it is only an opinion. But as a fact, both are very similar and different in many ways.

                                    
Kingda Ka.                                                        Water Slides
(456 ft tall!)                                                    WWWEEEEEEEE!

Saturday, September 29, 2012

Who I Am 

Who I Am

"Animal-lover"

  Ask me to describe myself with one word and I'll say animal-lover. Why? Read this and you'll find out...
 Ever since I was little, I was grateful for the company of a pet. They were family to me and I loved taking care of them. The feeling they bring to me when I play with them, a feeling that I want to last forever, it's amazing. Joy. Affection. Love. It's indescribable. 
   Am I proud to claim my title as an animal-lover? Of course I am, animals make up my everyday life. Every morning I feed my yorkie, two bettas, two parakeets, and my african clawed frog. In fact, I enjoy being with animals so much, that it would be a dream come true if I could work with animals in my career. My goal for the future is to become a veterinarian so that I can help animals at the best of my abilities.
  Not only do I enjoy caring for an animal, but the unique traits of different species fascinates me. Did you know that other than humans, wolves are found living in more places than any other mammal? Or that a giraffe's neck has the same amount of vertebrates as a human? Did you know that dogs sweat though their paws? You'll be surprised at what you can learn about the animal kingdom, and I have never given up the chance to learn something new about animals all around the world. 
  I am a person with a shelf full of Zoobooks. I am a person who has 6 wonderful pets who I all love very much. I am a person who joins clubs like the Environmental Club so that I can care for the variety of animals. Yes, I am a person who loves animals, and always will.
                             
A fennec fox. (They're adorable!)