Lost Glasses

My glasses have disappeared,

I cannot find them anywhere!

I wore them watching TV,

but where they went is a mystery                          

If I lose them, I am doomed,
perhaps they're in the living room!

I may have left them in the car                                                                             

or maybe by the cookie jar
I have searched my whole backyard

Finding them is gonna be hard

hopefully they're not pulverized
I'm blind as a bat with my blurry eyes
Not sure if they're at the school
but definitely not inside the pool
no matter what, Mom can't find out
she'll have a fit, no doubt about
Maybe they're...oh wait,  never mind,
I was wearing them the whole time!

                                                                          Missing!

                                                                          Reward!!!