Mustaches

I "mustache" you a little question,
'cause staches are my new obsession

what? you do not wish to hear?

will my mustache does not really care

but if later you do want to know

I'll "shave" this line for tomorrow

for now I'll talk 'bout this facial hair
they're not just for guys,
'cause that's not fair

there are many ways to get a stache

like buying glasses, with them attached

they sell stick-ons in the store

buy hair-growing potions;or

find a mug with a stache on it

then pour a drink and take a sip

draw one on a finger, where there's space
and when it's done, hold it to your face
face paint does a good job, too
and you can get a stache tattoo

what's that you say?
you've changed your mind?
well, it certainly is 'bout time
and this question I've been wanting to ask,
how did you get such a good mustache?